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| − | From the comic book [http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0034/0034_01.asp Angels?] (1989). This delightful comic book/Christian tract is one of the better works of | + | [[Image:GreenAngels2A-small.jpg|right]] |
| + | [[Image:GreenAngels2B-small.jpg|right]]From the comic book ''[http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0034/0034_01.asp Angels?]'' (1989). This delightful comic book/Christian tract is one of the better works of tract-meister [http://www.chick.com/ Jack Chick]. This small time struggling Christian rock quartet is scooped up by mysterious big shot Lew Siffer (get it? hanh? hanh?) and they sign a contract... in blood! That's not good. | ||
Sure they get big and famous, but then what happens? Well, two years, three months and one week later: | Sure they get big and famous, but then what happens? Well, two years, three months and one week later: | ||
| − | Short blond Bobby, the drummer, has turned gay, married a Hell's Angel looking dude, been given "some AIDS" by Satan himself, and died. | + | |
| − | Guitarist Jim has collapsed onstage and probably died of an OD. | + | *Short blond Bobby, the drummer, has turned gay, married a Hell's Angel looking dude, been given "some AIDS" by Satan himself, and died. |
| − | Lead vocalist Don has gotten into vampirism and is so uncaring and selfish you could just pinch him. | + | *Guitarist Jim has collapsed onstage and probably died of an OD. |
| − | Guitarist Tom has | + | *Lead vocalist Don has gotten into vampirism and is so uncaring and selfish you could just pinch him. |
| + | *Guitarist Tom has escaped to tell the tale, renounce Satan, and hit the road preaching that "...rock music, even much "Christian" Rock, is a powerful demonic force controlled by Satan." | ||
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| + | The comic peddles the old line that Christian rock is an oxymoron- rock music is inherently evil. Actually, Christian rock is just inherently awful. | ||
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| + | ==External Links== | ||
| + | *https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=0034 | ||
| + | *https://www.chick.com/ | ||
| + | *https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJAwBk2aBds | ||
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| + | [[Category:1989|Green Angels]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Comic books|Green Angels]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Rock|Green Angels]] | ||
Latest revision as of 12:54, 9 December 2020
From the comic book Angels? (1989). This delightful comic book/Christian tract is one of the better works of tract-meister Jack Chick. This small time struggling Christian rock quartet is scooped up by mysterious big shot Lew Siffer (get it? hanh? hanh?) and they sign a contract... in blood! That's not good.
Sure they get big and famous, but then what happens? Well, two years, three months and one week later:
- Short blond Bobby, the drummer, has turned gay, married a Hell's Angel looking dude, been given "some AIDS" by Satan himself, and died.
- Guitarist Jim has collapsed onstage and probably died of an OD.
- Lead vocalist Don has gotten into vampirism and is so uncaring and selfish you could just pinch him.
- Guitarist Tom has escaped to tell the tale, renounce Satan, and hit the road preaching that "...rock music, even much "Christian" Rock, is a powerful demonic force controlled by Satan."
The comic peddles the old line that Christian rock is an oxymoron- rock music is inherently evil. Actually, Christian rock is just inherently awful.
