Shorty Jizzle and the Plumber Cracks
Band allegedly playing at the 2013 Coachella Festival, according to a "Lie Witness News" segment on Jimmy Kimmel Live! (first aired 22 Apr. 2013). They apparently sound like a combination of Bob Dylan and a polka band.
Other bands mentioned in this hoax include: Dr. Shlomo and the GI Clinic, The Obesity Epidemic, Get the Fuck Out of My Pool, The Chelsea Clintons, Regis and the Philbins and the real band Two Door Cinema Club.