From Rocklopedia Fakebandica
Amphion married Niobe, but she insulted the goddess Leto, and Leto's children Artemis and Apollo murdered Amphion's children. Immediately after, Amphion:
- according to Ovid: committed suicide out of grief
- according to Telesilla: was murdered by Artemis and Apollo along with his children.
- according to Hyginus: went mad, tried to attack the temple of Apollo, and was killed by the god's arrows.
Wow, the world's worst choose-your-own-adventure!