Foggy Carbuncle

Unsuccessful composer who never had a hit, due to his unerring ability to always back the wrong horse. Also staggeringly long-lived, based on the range of dates he writes about. Even if he wrote his "Confederate Victory Song" as a callow youth, he'd have to have lived to at least age 110 to 120 to then also write about the 1964 election.

Compositions

• "Confederate Victory Song" (1865)
• "Hip, Hip, Hooray for the Edsel" (1958-1960)
• "Mr. Krushchev"
• "Happy Anniversary, Eddie and Liz" (May 12, 1959 – March 6, 1964)
• "Congratulations, President Nixon"
• "George Lincoln Rockwell"
• "Johnson Victory Song"
• "Bon Voyage, Titanic" (1912)
• "Goldwater Victory Song"
• "When the Hindenburg Lands Today" (1937)