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Street singer human/reptile hybrid who sings protest songs against the Koopa regime in the critically panned 1993 film Super Mario Bros.. His fate is dire- he's kidnapped by the police and forcibly de-evolved into a "goomba" and pressed into service as one of Koopa's elite guard.
Played by Mojo Nixon?!
Lyrics:
Ain't got no water anywhere
Food's bad, so's the air
Got no resources, in a great big stupor
All because of the evil King Koopa!
