The Squealers

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From the 2001 kids' picture book The Great Pig Search by Eileen Christelow (New York: Clarion Books). Lumpy farmer couple Ethel and Bert pigs' escape, and the hyper-intelligent animals steal clothes and pass as humans everywhere undetected. They flee Putney, Vermont for Florida, sending Bert a taunting postcard. Ethel convinces Bert to go on vacation to forget about it. Bert picks... Florida! He can't forget or forgive, and as this all-pig band plays a dance undetected, Bert ruins the evening getting arrested for assaulting a woman he thought was a pig.