The Rolling Rock
Fake band from a geography textbook. Hold on, let that sink in for a minute. A GEOGRAPHY TEXTBOOK.
There's only a short interview with manager Jim Holiday, and then kids can explain how to plan tours using, you know, geography.
Again, GEOGRAPHY TEXTBOOK.
Interviewer: "Jim. tell me about The Rolling Rock."
Jim: "Well. the group's made up of three musicians one guitarist, one percussionist, and Randy Hall- he plays the electric piano and sings."
Interviewer: I understand the group has had three gold records. You have just completed a national tour. What are your goals now?"
In case you don't believe us, here's a pdf: File:Rolling Rock World Geography.pdf