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Rollo Tubbs, Bernard Bernard, and Theodore Parker Jr. III

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Five year olds who need a rap song for their kindergarten talent show. Rollo goes to his friend, ancient Jew Murray, who used to be a songwriter. His ode to fiscal responsibility, "Bank that Cash Up," is a flop with the Big Wheel crowd, garnering boos.

Murray tries to make it up to them by writing them a new song to be a four-letter word extravaganza, which the boys then unfortunately perform on Rollo's stepdad's cable access talk show, Cleveland, which is a big hit with teachers and parents.

This results in Cleveland's show getting cancelled.

Theodore's uncle is T-Pain!