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No talent ass clowns
Band History
Formed in 1995, this world-famous heavy metal band is known for its signature tune, Blow Chunks Ballet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8pPtYepzTE). Front man Lars Gunblade (far left below) has caused controversy by tasing concertgoers from the stage, getting hundreds of groupies pregnant and faking the band's death in February 2011. Also in the band are Vas Defrens (guitar), Tarquin Chard (bass) and Joey Van Dundro (drums). The blog on their web site chronicles their various seamy exploits and strange touring venues, including Consumption Auditorium in Kings Nose, NJ (which still hasn't been condemned).
Controversies
In 2010, ex-Ass Clowns drummer, Vulgar Smith, was killed shortly after writing a negative blog about singer Lars Gunblade.
