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No talent ass clowns
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The No Talent Ass Clowns
http://www.thenotalentassclowns.com
Formed in 1995, this world-famous heavy metal band is known for its signature tune, Blow Chunks Ballet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8pPtYepzTE). Front man Lars Gunblade has caused controversy by tasing concertgoers from the stage, getting hundreds of groupies pregnant and faking the band's death in February 2011. Also in the band are Vas Defrens (guitar), Tarquin Chard (bass) and Joey Van Dundro (drums). The blog on their web site chronicles their various seamy exploits and strange touring venues, including Consumption Auditorium in Kings Nose, NJ (which still hasn't been condemned).
