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'''Lars Gunblade''' (singer), '''Vas Defrens''' (guitar), '''Tarquin Chard''' (bass) and '''Joey Van Dundro''' (drums) | '''Lars Gunblade''' (singer), '''Vas Defrens''' (guitar), '''Tarquin Chard''' (bass) and '''Joey Van Dundro''' (drums) | ||
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| + | Behind The Times (1995) | ||
| + | Pucker Factor (1999) | ||
| + | Live at Consumption Auditorium (2003) | ||
| + | Say Hello To My Posterior (2008) | ||
| + | Ass On Demand (2012) | ||
==Controversies== | ==Controversies== | ||
Revision as of 05:50, 18 January 2012
Band History
Formed in 1995, world-famous heavy metal band The No Talent Ass Clowns are known for their signature tune, Blow Chunks Ballet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8pPtYepzTE). Front man Lars Gunblade (far left in photo) has caused controversy by tasing concertgoers from the stage (which has caused a number of fatalities), getting hundreds of groupies pregnant (carefully charted in a blog) and faking the band's death in February 2011.
The No Talent Ass Clowns have been banned from the annual Historic Dildo Days Festival in Dildo, Newfoundland after wrecking a bed and breakfast and, as rumor has it, getting Mayor Mickey Stubbs' daughter pregnant.
The band has been kicked out of sex addiction clinics and at least one fundamentalist Christian church in North Carolina worships their CDs.
Singer Lars Gunblade maintains a long-standing feud with Foo Fighters front man, Dave Grohl after the two had a falling out in the 1990s.
The blog on their web site chronicles their various seamy exploits and strange touring venues, including Consumption Auditorium in Kings Nose, NJ (which still hasn't been condemned).
Band Members
Lars Gunblade (singer), Vas Defrens (guitar), Tarquin Chard (bass) and Joey Van Dundro (drums)
Albums
Behind The Times (1995) Pucker Factor (1999) Live at Consumption Auditorium (2003) Say Hello To My Posterior (2008) Ass On Demand (2012)
Controversies
In 2010, ex-Ass Clowns drummer, Vulgar Smith, was killed shortly after writing a negative blog about singer Lars Gunblade. Gunblade was suspected but never charged.
