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| − | In 2010, ex-Ass Clowns drummer, Vulgar Smith, was killed shortly after writing a negative blog about singer '''Lars Gunblade'''. Gunblade was suspected but never charged. | + | In 2010, ex-Ass Clowns drummer, '''Vulgar Smith''', was killed shortly after writing a negative blog about singer '''Lars Gunblade'''. Gunblade was suspected but never charged. |
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
http://www.thenotalentassclowns.com | http://www.thenotalentassclowns.com | ||
Revision as of 13:40, 17 January 2012
Band History
Formed in 1995, this world-famous heavy metal band is known for its signature tune, Blow Chunks Ballet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8pPtYepzTE). Front man Lars Gunblade (far left in photo) has caused controversy by tasing concertgoers from the stage (which has caused a number of fatalities), getting hundreds of groupies pregnant (carefully charted in a blog) and faking the band's death in February 2011.
The No Talent Ass Clowns have been banned from the annual Historic Dildo Days Festival in Dildo, Newfoundland after wrecking a bed and breakfast and, as rumor has it, getting Mayor Mickey Stubbs' daughter pregnant.
The band has been kicked out of sex addiction clinics and at least one fundamentalist Christian church in North Carolina worships their CDs.
Singer Lars Gunblade maintains a long-standing feud with Foo Fighters front man, Dave Grohl after the two had a falling out in the 1990s.
The blog on their web site chronicles their various seamy exploits and strange touring venues, including Consumption Auditorium in Kings Nose, NJ (which still hasn't been condemned).
Band Members
Lars Gunblade (singer), Vas Defrens (guitar), Tarquin Chard (bass) and Joey Van Dundro (drums)
Controversies
In 2010, ex-Ass Clowns drummer, Vulgar Smith, was killed shortly after writing a negative blog about singer Lars Gunblade. Gunblade was suspected but never charged.
