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==Band History==
 
==Band History==
  
Formed in 1995, this world-famous heavy metal band is known for its signature tune, '''Blow Chunks Ballet''' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8pPtYepzTE). Front man '''Lars Gunblade''' (far left below) has caused controversy by tasing concertgoers from the stage, getting hundreds of groupies pregnant and faking the band's death in February 2011. Also in the band are '''Vas Defrens''' (guitar), '''Tarquin Chard''' (bass) and '''Joey Van Dundro''' (drums). The '''blog''' on their web site chronicles their various seamy exploits and strange touring venues, including Consumption Auditorium in Kings Nose, NJ (which still hasn't been condemned).
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[[Image:Band-thumb.JPG|left]]Formed in 1995, this world-famous heavy metal band is known for its signature tune, '''Blow Chunks Ballet''' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8pPtYepzTE). Front man '''Lars Gunblade''' (far left below) has caused controversy by tasing concertgoers from the stage, getting hundreds of groupies pregnant and faking the band's death in February 2011. Also in the band are '''Vas Defrens''' (guitar), '''Tarquin Chard''' (bass) and '''Joey Van Dundro''' (drums). The '''blog''' on their web site chronicles their various seamy exploits and strange touring venues, including Consumption Auditorium in Kings Nose, NJ (which still hasn't been condemned).
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==Controversies==
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In 2010, ex-Ass Clowns drummer, Vulgar Smith, was killed shortly after writing a negative blog about singer Lars Gunblade.
  
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==External Links==
 
==External Links==
  
 
http://www.thenotalentassclowns.com
 
http://www.thenotalentassclowns.com

Revision as of 13:26, 17 January 2012

Band History

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Formed in 1995, this world-famous heavy metal band is known for its signature tune, Blow Chunks Ballet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8pPtYepzTE). Front man Lars Gunblade (far left below) has caused controversy by tasing concertgoers from the stage, getting hundreds of groupies pregnant and faking the band's death in February 2011. Also in the band are Vas Defrens (guitar), Tarquin Chard (bass) and Joey Van Dundro (drums). The blog on their web site chronicles their various seamy exploits and strange touring venues, including Consumption Auditorium in Kings Nose, NJ (which still hasn't been condemned).

Controversies

In 2010, ex-Ass Clowns drummer, Vulgar Smith, was killed shortly after writing a negative blog about singer Lars Gunblade.


External Links

http://www.thenotalentassclowns.com