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Johnny and the Contusions
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Bar band that gets a cruise ship gig in the 2002 novel Tricky Business, by humor columnist Dave Barry. They were formerly known as Arrival.
Lineup: Wally Hartley, Ted, Jock, and yes, Johnny. They cover "I Want Your Sex Pootie" by The Seminal Fluids.
At the end of the novel, the band becomes The Cosines.
