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Graham Reaper

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Lead singer of Luxifer Ravyn:

Let's pause for 7-seconds of awkward semi-silence here to remember Ravyn lead singer, Poe-loving Graham Reaper, who perished tragically young as the result of a horse-drawn honeymoon rickshaw fiasco in Times Square following his blasphemous 1986 "wedding" to omnigendered fetish model Ava LaFlava, who even now walks with (admittedly diamond-encrusted) crutches. (p. 5)