I'm Tired

Here I stand, the goddess of desire
Set men on fire
I have this power
Morning, noon, and night
it's drinks and dancing
some quick romancing
And then a shower

Stagecoach johnnies constantly suwwound me
they always hound me
with one reqwest
Who can satisfy their lustful habit?
I'm not a wabbit!
I need some west!

I'm tired
Sick and tired of love
I've had my fill of love
From below and above
Tired of being admired
Tired of love uninspired
Let's face it, I'm tired!

I've been with sousands of men
again and again.
They promise the moon
They always coming and going and going and coming...
and always too soon!
Right girls?

I'm tired
Tired of playing the game
Ain't it a crying shame
I'm so tired
Goddammit, I'm exhausted!

(spoken) Hello cowboy, what's your name?
(cowboy) Tex, ma'am!
(spoken) Taxmam! Tell me Taxmam, are you in show business?
(cowboy) Nope!
(spoken) Then why don't you get your fwigging feet off the stage!

(sung) ah ah ah ah, etc.
(spoken) Hello handsome, is that a 10 gallon hat or are you chust enjoyink the show?
(sung) ah ah ah ah, etc.
(cowboy 2) Oh miss Lili! Oh my lovely baby! Oh my pussycat! Aha ha ha ha! Put it there baby, put it... ahooo!

Tired of playing the game
Ain't it a cwying shame
I'm so tired.

(chorus) She's tired
(Mel Brooks) She's tired!
(chorus) Sick and tired of love
(Mel Brooks) Give her a break!
(chorus) She's had her fill of love
(Mel Brooks) She's not a snake!
(chorus) From below and above
(Mel Brooks) Can't you see she's sick!
(chorus) Tired!
(Mel Brooks) She's bushed!
(chorus) Tired of being admired!
(Mel Brooks) Let her alone!
(chorus) Tired of love uninspired!
(Mel Brooks) Get off the phone!
(chorus) She's tired!
(Mel Brooks) Don't you know she's pooped?!

I've been with sousands of men
Again and again
They all sing the same tune
They start Byron and Shelley
then jump on your belly
and bust your balloon

Tired of playing the game
Ain't it a fwiggin' shame
I'm so...
(spoken)Let's face it. Everything below the waist... is kaput!
(chorus) Tired!